Population | 19.044 billion |
Capital | Bogania |
Leader | jizzmaster zero |
Faith | Boganism |
Currency | Krang |
Animal | Drop Bear |
The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 19.044 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,972 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,090 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Jizzmaster Zero reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 38,786th in the world and 593rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 55.71 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Hive World of Anfair.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Hive World of Anfair.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of DennisDenny.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of DennisDenny.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, Jizzmaster Zero reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Azur Lane Connoisseur of Awqnia.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Grand Democracy of Washingtonian Order.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 120 » Mundiferrum, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kangarawa, Davinhia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, Talitoa, ReeK, Axdel, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, BearStackof2015, Kalaratri, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Enlil, Plazland, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, Firenation91, Headpat Central, Fellon, Ripsylvania, East Malaysia, The Three States of Fortuna, Freedomindia, Barfleur, A mean old man, Pekweng, Stellar Colonies, Samaltak True, New Leganes, Modra, From New World, Empire of Dabiristan, Blobbo, Kublam, Spiruvania, Aivintis, Thurland, Agave, Mardom, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Sandboxford, Verconia, Cacnesia, The Marlands, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, and 70 others.Wakeopolis, EmpireBR, Batreau, Northen Luxembourg, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Jankono, Vaskeden, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, New Garokirk, Zanithia, Pondingonia, Vilender, Murshan, Christinia, ReReReRepublic, La Xinga, Akimera, Alleramica, United Worlds of Waifuland, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, The Holy Rat, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Khusja, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Angbo, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Compton-Conway, Liberatarianism, Reynar, Seyrus, Varhemia, Klonazepam, Kuberistan, The One True Ethiopia, NewImperia, Vussul, Opyra, Kyrisland, Azealand Isle, Arleat, Gem, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, New Westmore, Slongs, Washingtonian Order, DennisDenny, and Anfair.